It's your lucky day! You have the chance to assist a single mid 30s Toronto resident realize his dreams. All it's gonna take is money. Your money!
This is me...sad and poor! But money will fix that!
With your help I could go on more vacations....I love vacations. Look how happy I am in the picture below....
I accept all currency (including Canadian Tire money. Even Points from various reward programs)
My condo is so little... only 500 square feet and only on the 9th floor. Would you like to live in something that tiny or that close to the ground? I think not!
I would feel much more comfortable if I could live here
I like drinking and it can be pricey. So you can be comfortable knowing that some part of your donation will be used to purchase booze.
Gifts will also be accepted! But they have to be new (I'm no Secondhand Sally!)
I even get excited about things I don't want like this little lighthouse...
I leave the rest up to you. Gimmie money! I'll thank you...I promise!
posted by your judgemental aunt at 9:06 AM
5 Comments:
Got a PayPal account?
Cute.
See you tonight.
prostitution just isn't working for you anymore is it? it might help if you had a bigger cock, or if you lost some weight...those bags under your eyes are screeming stop whoring yourself out to the gayborhood fatso!
"I like to drink Keith's India pale ale. I like to purchase hair products. I hate to get my picture taken unless I'm drunk."
So you're totally gay, right? Cuz that is ridicufabulous!
what do we get in return for the money?
my happiness! (and a little gratitude)
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